Patongtong

A males genitalia or a males dick/penis.

Man, we were walking in the mall and the guy who passed us smelled like a patongtong

Man that guy is such a patongtong face

by The Old MSC Clan LOL August 22, 2007

Putin's Poodle

1. A pejorative description of Donald Trump, given Russia's hack to sow discord and benefit Trump in the 2016 U.S. Presidential election and his apparent complicity given his dismissal of the overwhelming evidence and lack of support for a bi-partisan select committee investigation.

2. An aphorism to refer to someone as a stooge under the influence of remote manipulators.

You think I'm going to fall for that? What do you think, I'm Putin's Poodle?

by erlichmanr December 21, 2016

puon

The smallest indivisble unit of fecal matter that illicits an olfactory response.

Holy crap your ass smells! I just inhaled a trillion of your puons.

by Johnny Akers March 22, 2005

wide putin

The greatest man alive. His walk is so greatly awesome it makes me feel cool.

Aubrey:have you seen that man?
Josh:oh yeah I have... He is such a wide putin.

by friedchicken&koolaid479 June 29, 2020

Putin’s Puppet

An increasingly popular nickname for our Russky in the White House.

Without a doubt he has been Putin’s Puppet all along.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2019

Putang Gilimore

A mythical creature also known as "Camigloo".

Living within mortals... Putang Gilimore is unleashed when a human consumes copious amounts of alcohol.

Drawing to midnight a double shot drink can also bring out the beast...

However, be weary, no one knows the full extent of Putang's power... It can transform its face into demonic images, causing mass hysteria and instant fatality to photos...

guy1: "What's Wesley doing with his face!?"
guy2: "That's not Wes... that's Putang Gilimore!!!"
guy1: "wtf, was it necessary to buy Wes a double shot!?"
guy2: "yes"
guy1: "fml"
guy2: "take a photo of Putang! Quick!"

*camera click*

*awkward silence*
guy1: "the pic is messed up..."
guy2: "...fark."
guy1: "may God have mercy on us all..."
guy2: "..."

by MuMan February 9, 2010

Sadimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin pouts or sheds a single tear in meme-worthy fashion. (Name)

2. When one is sad enough to pout or cry. (Slang)

Antonym: Gladimir Putin

When Mother Russia's oldest Brown Bear died of Stoli induced alcohol poisoning, Sadimir Putin's mug was all over RT.com claiming it was Grey Goose that killed the bruin.

Upon hearing about the death of his favorite crossing guard, Harold went all Sadimir Putin with a single tear.

by JHGC8 June 20, 2017