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a current president of russia. many russians like him, cause they can't understand his real policies! his kinda mean coward! also he says that russia is a great empire, but russia sucks nowadays and that's the true! also he is a racist, because during his governing the level of racism in russia is growing rapidly, but putin says he doesn't comsider it to be racism! he wants to rule till his death, despite of the fact it's his second and the last term of governing judging by the russian constitution, but please do not vote for him! even G.W. Bush is better!
who is mr. putin?
russian president and the real dumbass!
by putin hater July 1, 2006
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a asshole, help Ukraine!
Shirley: Hey have you seen that Vladimir Putin dude?
Tim: Oh, yeah id support trump over that bitch...
by Gummybearsareoverated64 March 9, 2022
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Putin

Putin is any leftover biological material stuck to a sex toy; usually fecal matter. Putin is differentiated from Santorum in that Putin is on the device, or dildo, (usually a phallus like object made of plastic, latex, glass or wood) specifically.
Former Senator Rick Santorum has been unable to remove the thick, multiple layers of Putin from his gigantic dildo no matter how hard he scrubs.
by Lilly Von Schtupp September 6, 2013
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Vladimir Putin

A Limp Dicked asshole bent on the destruction of neighboring Countries, and if anyone disagrees with him he says "It's for Denazifying"
Fuck Vladimir Putin, that Fascist Prick.
by FatManLurks March 27, 2022
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Putin's Puppet

Donald Trump is Putin's Puppet.
by Mike Pence January 7, 2017
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Putingrad

place. Proud capital of the newly liberated Republic of Russian Ukraine. Putingrad is renowned the world over for its unparalleled history of artistic and scientific endeavour and above all its dedication to freedom, democracy and peaceful co-existence. Since 1240, when Batu Khan and the Mongols visited briefly and returned home with happy memories and bulging loot bags, Putingrad has been a must-see destination for hordes of all stripes. Near enough to Chernobyl that amusingly deformed wildlife abounds, yet far enough from Moldova that amusingly deformed people are scarce, Putingrad nestles in the heart of uklear trench land. Grain, grain combines, grain fertilizers, gravel, disused missile silos and scattered bomb craters abound as subjects for photographers and an abundance of Cossack dancers and nesting oligarch dolls offer endless entertainment for flak-jacketed holidaymakers. An interactive interpretive centre under construction will explain how Putingrad, despite an overwhelming volume of evidence to the contrary, has always been a part of mother Russia.

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Load up the troika kiddies, we are going to Putingrad for the weekend!

Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?

Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.
by gnostic3 March 3, 2022
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Putinistic

The term used to explain someone who is in denial of defeat.
Evan: i won
Jim: but i had more points
Jim: you are putinistic
by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019
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