Pearl Pusher

An additive to the saying “is there sand in your vagina” so to say pearl pusher means you’re so uptight the sand in your pussy is making pearls

Why do you have to be such a Pearl Pusher calm down

by Mrs.C.Baird November 16, 2019

load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

Pasterino

A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv

"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"

by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014

shit pusher

Someone who enjoys administering his cock to other people via the anal cavity.

Poor homeboy got his shit pushed iiiiinnnnnnnn by that shit pusher, yo!

by TAU-rico May 8, 2003

Pusherman

A man or woman involved in sale of illegal narcotics. What differentiates a 'pusherman' from a 'drug dealer' is that the 'pusherman' in notorious for loose morals, poor quality intoxicants and/or unfair prices.
Usually the pusherman is a last resort in the search of prohibited substances.

Fou further information download:

'Pusherman' by Curtis Mayfield.

Want some coke? Have some weed. I'm the Pusherman.

by Atticus Von Pompernickle May 5, 2005

Kung-puter Fu-ddhism

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.

Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.

by cozzzmo February 12, 2010

Posterity

All future generations ahead. All the unborn generations collectively. All the people who will exist in the future. All succeeding generations. -Emeasoba George

Posterity is synonymous with offspring.

by Emeasoba George June 1, 2018