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Drive-by perving

When perverted comments are made from a passing car to pedestrians.
Andy: that guy just yelled "nice ass!" from his car
Ronnie: you were just a victim of drive-by perving
by Smiley_Face_13 June 4, 2016
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Perving Around

Short form of pervert. Generally alot funnier than saying pervert. Applies to one who wears dark sunglasses and hangs around playground.
I think that man over there is perving around?
How can you tell?
Well, he has dark sunglasses on staring at young children.
Oh, that's my dad!
by Total Awesomeness January 31, 2005
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Purvis

Contrary to the belief of the authors of the other definitions, ths coolest person of all time.
there is only 1 purvis
by TheWiseBiscotti January 13, 2009
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Purging Bitch

A female in need of complete access and control over the man to whom she is attracted. Purging bitches proceed to acquire control through surgical removal of the mans closest friends, either immediately or over time. Generally the males closest buddy is the number one target, and the most common medical procedure is through "harmless" jokes and accusations of the two men having homosexual relations. The suggestions are intended to frighten the two men into hanging out less frequently, so that they may prove they are not gay. Once the two friends are alienated from eachother, the bitch then proceeds with indirect demonization of the males best friend, "he's a really nice guy... and I like him... but..." complementing him with a generic and minor term, as a precautionary measure, then followed up by a more damaging accusation.

The most susceptible victims are attractive males that have "Pussy Whipped" tendencies. Purging bitches are unaware of their behavior and are equally so unaware of their actions. It is recommended to avoid purging bitches at all costs, as they are the most likely females to take extreme measures to lock down or destroy whichever man it is they want, but can't have. AKA, get knocked up, or toss around rape accusations. The behavior is usually attributed to religious females or females from a more conservative background.

Purging Bitches aren't easily killed and typical measures such as a stake through the heart or a silver bullet simply will not work. You must get holy water, a crucifix and probably a court order depending on the severity of the case.

Unexperienced Bitches usually proceed with removal immediately upon contact and the behavior is easily reckognizable. More dangerous types are the seasoned bitches which patiently wait until there is a minor dispute between the two friends and only then carries on with the procedure.
1. Friend: "Hey Melissa, this is Thomas that I went to Europe with."
Purging Bitch: "Oh, how cute! hehehe, you guys went on a little honey moon together... hehehe..."

2. "Chris is so Pussy Whipped, he lets that Purging Bitch control everything.
by Joseph Erickson October 13, 2007
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Perving glasses

Closely related to sunglasses, perving glasses are purchased for the intended use of spying on sexy girls without their knowledge. Perving glasses have dark lenses so that the user can see out, but nobody can see where their eyes are looking, making them ideal for scoping out hot ass and not having to look away when the owner of the hot ass looks at you. They are best used when facing parallel to the girl, while not facing directly at her. The eyes can then rotate in their sockets to focus on the fine details of the girls body.
Lizzy turned to look at Thomas. However, she had no idea he was staring at her sexy ass, as his eyes were hidden behind perving glasses.
by Psycho15 February 6, 2009
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Perving

1. The act of being a pervert
2. Akwardly staring at someone knowing that they can see you, and yet you continue.
3. Checking someone out who CLEARLY does not recipricate your interest.
Why is that guy perving on me? He's like 40.
by anorexicseacow August 9, 2010
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Purning

To suck in your poop in your butt by pushing the poop inside before it comes out.
I am purning because im in a court while playing basketball.
by butt face fred October 3, 2007
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