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Puffin shmud 

A large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the rectum for a few hours before returning to its natural size.
person 1: Hey jim you wanna play football
Person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me shitting my bowels out...
Puffin shmud by zXDRaGuNoVXz December 14, 2012

Piffing (Brad Piff Style) 

To lay down on the ground and strike a pose. It can be done an area with a large gathering of people or in an empty NFL stadium it does not matter where.
People use to tebow but now i see everyone Piffing (Brad Piff Style)

atlantic puffin 

Commonly known as a bird from the north eastern part of the Atlantic Ocean. Also known as a term for smoking methylamphetamines or getting on the glass barbie. The Atlantic puffin
Hey boys let's get on the Atlantic puffin tonight.
atlantic puffin by Potatoes2012 September 13, 2017

Pecker puffin 

A woman that gives head on the regular to any man because she is addicted to sucking dick for a better job placement at work or on the farm
I here that Donna and Katie have been pecker puffin for some doughnuts at the farm with the homies and the gangsters
Pecker puffin by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019

Puffin Puss 

when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.
When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.
Puffin Puss by joshee October 24, 2007

puffin the cheeba 

I was over at Johnny's last night puffin the cheeba.
puffin the cheeba by gansta bitch October 10, 2006