ptochocracy

Government by the poor.

After the revolution, ptochocracy was introduced; as opposed to the plutocratic government that existed beforehand.

by Dr. Paulus November 17, 2003

pTot

13 year sluts at raves; rolling ballz and dressing sluttly; usually dtf "down to get fingered"

dam i just split a pill with a ptot

or

i fingered the shit out of the ptot... dank shit

by rave is king December 2, 2010

PTOE

Put that on everything

I’ll whoop his ass ptoe

by Kambrea shuler June 16, 2022

Dirty Ptolemy

When you are standing in the mirror and take a photo of yourself completely naked grinning and cover your genitals with a vinegar bottle.

person 1 - “did you see his recent post...he was ‘dirty ptolemying’”
person 2 - “no way! i’ve never done a ‘dirty ptolemy”

person 1 - “you should try it, you get a lot of clout”

by nothing lass ;) April 30, 2020

P to V

1. Short for "Penis to Vagina."
2. Sex.

Joe: What did you do last night?

Bob: Not much, just had a little "P to V."

by funkone May 24, 2009

PToIP

Parking tickets over IP.
Using
Internet Protocol (IP), TETRA now offers users improved levels of
geographic coverage and connectivity to their existing IT
infrastructures. The new Motorola system has already begun operational
use with the Charlotte County Sheriff, Fire, EMS, and goverment
offices.. PToIP adds the following enhancements to Motorola's current
portfolio of TETRA compliant systems:

Dennis was served via PToIP

by midget portal October 19, 2004

ptownidis

a condition only known to a person who wants to get the FUCK out of pleasanton, california

my parents ditched me and went to tahiti for the summer so now i have developed a bad case of ptownidis

ptownidis may came from excessive school, parents ditching, sister being well.....,

by ptsux4life July 10, 2009