Profamity

Profanity that is altered to become family friendly, or politically correct.

Adam: "Holy shit this is good meat!"
Matt: Now Adam, that is not profamity, we are in public."
Adam: *thinks*
Adam: "Holy Crow this is good meat!!"

by Goteem1993 October 23, 2019

Profagonist

Profag for short, a horribly written protagonist in a manga/anime.

Kirito is such a profagonist.

by Gah! My badonkadonk is too big January 17, 2021

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009

probosculate

To engage in deep and meaningful thought, through use of concentration on the breath through the proboscis, as per meditation

'This is indeed a predicament we will have to probosculate upon'

by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006

poofoot

verb: The act of getting poo on one's foot and then tracking it around the house.
noun: One who has poo on one's foot
adjective: One having poo on one's foot

verb: My damned cat poofooted my pillow this morning.
noun: You're a disgusting poofoot.
adjective: Your child is a poofooted little jerk.

by Emily bbbb123 March 20, 2008

proboredination

A mixture between procrastination and boredom. Usually occurs on the very last day of the weekend when you're wittling away your homework hours surfing the internet.

See borecrastinadom.

A girl was once typing drunkenly in IRC, and when asked why she simply replied, "It's the side-effects of proboredination."

by adnerb November 1, 2004

Probot

A project started by Dave Grohl in 1998, consisting of Dave himself playing most all the instuments with different vocalists he grew up listening to providing the... well, the vocals. The vocalists are, in order as they appear on the album,: Chronos (Venom), Max Cavalera (Soulfly, Sepultura), Lemmy Kilmeister (Motorhead), Mike Dean (Corrosion Of Conformity), Kurt Brecht (Dirty Rotten Imbeciles), Lee Dorrian (Napalm Death, Cathedreal), Wino (The Obsessed, Hidden Hand, Place Of Skulls), Tom G. Warrior (Celtic Frost), Snake (Voivod), Eric Wagner (Trouble), and King Diamond (Mercyful Fate). The Probot album was released in 2002, and has one video to it's name (Lemmy's track Shake Your Blood). It also has a hidden 12th song provided by King Diamond that starts about 3 minutes after Sweet Dreams. It absolutely rules my life, I don't know what I would do without Probot.

Go buy it. NOW!!! cause I said so

by KurDt February 25, 2005