profane

1. Offending of (the) god(s).
2. (American) A weak and misguided synonym for vulgar.

Civilised Human: What the fuck get away from me before I catch American disease.
American: Hey, don't you be using that profane language in my prescense.
Civilised Human: Get a fucking dictionary, you bible-bashing moron.

by His Imperial Majesty November 16, 2005

Profanese

The unofficial language of the U.S. Navy, spoken for the sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

gratuitous profanity

Profanity for the sake of profanity, in a forced attempt to make a movie, videogame or song sound cooler. It is uneeded.

Eminem does not execute gratuitous profanity, but it does seem as though he was trying too hard to sound cool on his first two albums. Now he's established a reputation, he's making really shitty music without as much swearing, so he can show that without all the badmouthing, he really does sux0r my bizalls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Profanitype

To use symbols to denote socially unacceptable words in typed text. Ambersands, hashes, asterisks, tildes, question marks, dollar signs, slashes, carets, percent symbols, and exclamation points are all used in place of profane words to make profanitype. In the phrase, "Are you #$&@#*$#&ing kidding me," "#$&@#*$#&" is profanitype.

The act of using symbols in place of profanity is profanityping. The resulting text is profanitype (noun).

This sentences contains no profanity, but lots of profanitype: "What a *(#$&(#*# (*#$(*#&&$^@% $##$#$!!! I want to kick his #*$&#*$ing sorry #*$&#$&*!!!"

My stupid phone autocorrects all the bad words to profanitype.

Sometimes when I profanitype, it thinks the ampersand is an email address. I hate that.

by AnneB "Stats" June 18, 2013

Profanity

Bad words, Swears, Curses, and Words that are not appropriate that many teenagers use and should not be using. If anyone is saying a word you do not approve of tell them "I dont like that profanity you douche"

Him:You Sorry ass MotherFUcker im gonna Beat the shit out of you, your a fucking deuchebag, go suck your mothers dick.
You: I dont aprove of that Profanity you douche-bag

by & Im A Sexxy Ass Duck April 16, 2006

proffing

When one takes on the personality of a professor and proceeds to forcefully lecture someone on an issue of which they believe they are the resident expert in, but in which they possess no knowledge or experience.

Generally becomes more pronounced with intoxication or during male bonding sessions. Often the phrase "I'll give you the hot tip..." is a precursor to an episode of proffing.

P1. Hey, did you hear Adam last night at the party lecturing Justin on the proof of global warming?

P2. Yeah, he sure gave him a proffing!

by Rocky Bread February 3, 2010

Profanwich

A variant of the "sir sandwich."

Commonly used (regretably) in the workplace. While the "sir sandwich" is the absolute hieght of professionalism and respect, the Profanwich is the ultimate lack of professionalism, the anti-sir sandwich.

Sh**, that copy machine is jammed, f**k. ->Profanwich

by ccindyclerk November 30, 2009