dickhead-provocateur

A person who acts as a provocateur for no reason other than to be a dickhead.

Bob: Did you hear Donald Trump Jr. tell the crowd that "This isn't their Republican Party any more; it is Donald Trump's Republican Party" ?

Amy: Just ignore that dickhead-provocateur. We'll be done with him soon enough.

by Frustrated_Driver January 10, 2021

predicament

The act of searching for a second partner while not being single yourself.

Dude, I sat by this hot bitch in English class today. Damn, I'm in a predicament.

by Colonel Webster September 28, 2011

Procate

The act of processing.
To Process.

Matt procated what he would say to Adam in the bathroom.

by Gobey6 March 21, 2007

Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?

by deftone_dude October 19, 2011

Agent Provocateur

A pompous troll. Someone who, in their dotage, envokes views on race, gender politics, or popular culture in desperate hope for attention. Usually a formerly great mind, communicator and/or broadcaster who has run ungraciously to insignificance. This is a self-defined term for an elderly person desperate for relevance.

For example, this post

“That Brian Edwards used to be amazing. But since he’s taken to elderly pompous trolling, he describes himself as an Agent Provocateur”

by El_d April 22, 2018

pwndicated

Basically meaning pwnd but rubbing it even further.

d00d: Woah man KBD just pwndicated that noobz0r
d00dz0r: Yeah lets take his st00f

by Alex Aiken April 10, 2007

Proximate Schnoz

The selfish asshole who proudly refuses to wear a facemask during a pandemic. This person is culpable for spreading contagion among a population. A proximate schnoz will still expect sympathy when they catch covid, ebola, or similar plagues. We won't forget the proximate schnozs among us.

Yeah, Steve is real prick- the proximate schnoz of the office - he looks sweaty, bet the asshole has a fever. Motherfucker just sneezed, I'm out!

by Michael Skopic August 15, 2020