Professional Procreator

Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.

Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)

Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.

"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"

"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."

"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."

by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010

procrastenabler

A procrastenabler is a person who enables or encourages someone else to procrastinate.

Your friend knows you have to study for a test, but tries to get you to go out to the bar instead. He or she is being a procrastENABLER.

by fargobabe August 14, 2009

Plocrates

He is the conjoined creation of Socrates and Plato. He was born in the year 448 BC and is a self-declared reformer and idealist.

The ideas of Plato and Socrates created Plocrates.

by PlocratesInquiryAVBJ May 5, 2010

Procrasterbation Mug

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.

That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !

by emrldflm96 June 9, 2010

Procreation

What happens when ejaculation and ovulation occur without the aid of masturbation.

Procreation makes the world go round. So do muffins and Jeep's.

by Rale August 19, 2008

procraste

A particularly lazy form of procrastination, when you can't even be bothered to say the whole word.

"I think I will pro...crast...e"
"What?"
"Umm, procraste?"

by Friend of Kamal February 17, 2009

precreate

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.

we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.

by lance October 2, 2005