Procrasturbating

Pleasuring one’s self as a means of putting off work or other obligations

Dude I have a research paper due tomorrow but I spent the entire afternoon procrasturbating.

by MoonToast September 20, 2021

Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by means of masturbation

I had to hand in that piece of coursework today but sadly spent the whole weekend in my wank-pit procrasturbating

by Wanana March 24, 2022

Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

by bob mcd June 16, 2007

Procrasturbation

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.

Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Procrasturbation

1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).

First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!

by Information Pete September 16, 2009