To waste otherwise valuable time in self-stimulation of the genitals, or more metaphorically, to waste time doing something unrelated and unimportant to the task at hand; it must be of great interest/pleasure to oneself but only to oneself (which separates it from procrastination) and must have no real positive or substantial upshots.
Keane should be writing an essay but he's procrasturbating.
I can see why nothing gets done in the house; Suzy often tends to procrasturbate by watching The Notebook over and over again.
I can see why nothing gets done in the house; Suzy often tends to procrasturbate by watching The Notebook over and over again.
by Keane B June 11, 2006

The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.
by tylerb91 January 18, 2010

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.
by Zachary Carapetis July 4, 2008

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"
by D-daii March 25, 2010

by darqcyde December 23, 2008

yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...
teacher: why isnt your paper done
Billy: I was procrasturbating all night
teacher: why isnt your paper done
Billy: I was procrasturbating all night
by Tyler Falk September 2, 2005

by xHoneyBeex June 12, 2011
