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will wait last minute
doing the funniest and stupidest things..
then finish everything about 2 minutes before due(:
will wait last minute
doing the funniest and stupidest things..
then finish everything about 2 minutes before due(:
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by adzeman21 September 18, 2015
Get the procrastibator mug.-a person who procrastinates to the point of being called an expert
-He or she may be constantly active without actually progressing on his or her assigned task (mostly homework)though usually related to the lazy-bum and the couch potato
-He or she may be constantly active without actually progressing on his or her assigned task (mostly homework)though usually related to the lazy-bum and the couch potato
an example of a procrastinator is a person who has his/her entrance exam for college four months from now and this is what he/ she does:
1. pretends to care at first by searching for review centers online then ending up on a porn site jacking off to a hot asian girl/guy
2. spends weeks on tracking this asian girl through the net
3. gives up on the net and just searches for the nearest asian girl/guy
4. spends a month stalking this said asian girl/ guy
5. eats ice cream for day while the said asian person sleeps over another person's house
6. trails this person for the rest of his life until he realizes he never did go to college
7. still stalks the asian person anyway
\ :D /
Another example would be a man who is tasked to draw a simple smiley face on a piece paper. If he doesn't do it he would lose his job and forever be unemployed. Instead of doing it, he goes out with his friends to disneyland while avoiding his date with his wife; while his thesis paper still only has one paragraph; while he skips sleeping; while bacteria causes his laundry to disintegrate behind his bedroom door; while...etc. at the same time.
1. pretends to care at first by searching for review centers online then ending up on a porn site jacking off to a hot asian girl/guy
2. spends weeks on tracking this asian girl through the net
3. gives up on the net and just searches for the nearest asian girl/guy
4. spends a month stalking this said asian girl/ guy
5. eats ice cream for day while the said asian person sleeps over another person's house
6. trails this person for the rest of his life until he realizes he never did go to college
7. still stalks the asian person anyway
\ :D /
Another example would be a man who is tasked to draw a simple smiley face on a piece paper. If he doesn't do it he would lose his job and forever be unemployed. Instead of doing it, he goes out with his friends to disneyland while avoiding his date with his wife; while his thesis paper still only has one paragraph; while he skips sleeping; while bacteria causes his laundry to disintegrate behind his bedroom door; while...etc. at the same time.
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