Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.
by Downstrike November 24, 2004
Get the Professional Retard mug.An attempt of Wrigley's mark, Orbit, to seem leet by making a new gum "for adults" in a package for pills, and giving it a cool name.
-Dude, what are those pills you're taking?
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!
by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006
Get the Orbit Professional mug.1. Dang brosef, look at Jahizzy Capizzy lookin' all fly with all those girls. That pimp is a true profreshional.
by cooooopsta March 26, 2009
Get the Profreshional mug.A woman who participates in the workforce and who generally receives some type of specialization or higher education training.
by NopeNope April 16, 2013
Get the Professional Woman mug."Bill wears a 3 piece business suit everyday no matter how hot it is outside."
"Yeah, his dedication to professionalism will get him far in business...but not life."
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"Stop leaning back in your chair. Where is your professionalism?"
"Sorry about that, boss. For a moment I forgot success is more important than comfort or happiness.
"Yeah, his dedication to professionalism will get him far in business...but not life."
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"Stop leaning back in your chair. Where is your professionalism?"
"Sorry about that, boss. For a moment I forgot success is more important than comfort or happiness.
by the wise sloth August 6, 2009
Get the professionalism mug.a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.
by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009
Get the professional douchebag mug.Something someone says to reassure themselves that they can do the job. Most commonly used when the person has no idea what they are doing.
by theHPninja May 16, 2010
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