Beer Pressure

Decisions made while under the influence of beer. Similar to the decisions made based on peer pressure, beer pressure may be something that is later regretted by the decision maker.

1. "I didn't want to smoke last night, but I was totally beer pressured into it and couldn't say no."
2. Mike: "Dude! Why did you take that girl home last night?" David: "It was beer pressure, I swear!"

by Kat Chivette January 22, 2014

Bern Pressure

Pressure to support Bernie Sanders despite your misgivings about his economic narrative.

"The barista at the Whole Foods coffee bar gives me intense Bern Pressure every morning."

by Rico Swavay September 11, 2016

Pressure Washing

The act of cleaning a dirty toilet by urinating extra hard on the grime in the bowl.

"Dude you need to clean that toilet."

"Nah it's alright I've been pressure washing it for a week."

by anon1904791 June 30, 2009

wifey pressure

wifey pressure refers to that feeling you get when the girl in your life makes or inspires you to want to do better. Only positive things can come out of wifey pressure.

guy 1: dude, i see you working extra hard nowadays, whats up?!
guy 2: its that wifey pressure man. Just trying to be a good dude for my girl, gotta make that paper, feel me?!

by Birch08 April 16, 2008

Human Resources

The sort of people who, when considering CVs of job applicants, remove from the list people who are better than them, just to protect their jobs. Devious evil scum, who are in personnel or human resources because they have fucked up every other job, fucked the General Manager or both.

The sort of people who, when considering job applicants to run post-invasion Iraq, would consider Saddam Hussien, Fidel Castro or Robert Mugabe, as a) They all hold Doctorates. b) "Have relevant experience and contacts." c) Have done the job before.

by gremlin February 22, 2005

peer pressure

a phrase that the weak minded use to donate the fact that they did something stupid as hell because "all their friends where doing it" and they "just wanted to be cool".
weak minded teenagers suffer from this alot, constantly doing retarded ass shit because their friends are doing it.

peer pressure is an excuse for the weak.

by Jim October 9, 2005

beer pressure

1. The social pressure one feels by having his friends making him drink more beer than one wants to.

2. The pressure one feels in their bladder after drinking too much beer.

1. Friends: Come on... don't be a wuss, have another beer...

You: Man, stop it with all of this beer pressure

2. After several beers in a row, Todd felt it necessary to relieve some beer pressure in the back alley.

by G Buckey August 7, 2005