PreDictionary

PreDictionary n (pre, from Lat. prae, before + dictionary; or: predict + suffixes –ion and –ary) – a proactive dictionary that does not register words that are already in use but "predicts" new words, introduces them for the first time into common usage.

Almost all dictionaries, even those that contain neologisms, are reactive: they reflect various stages in the development of language. PreDictionary is a projective and proactive dictionary: it contributes new words that could make their way into the dictionaries of the future.

by Mike December 25, 2003

Pricture

When a photo of someone makes them look like a complete prick. This is often the case when someone is either drunk or trying to impress someone else. The result is usually embarrassment when the person discovers what they looked like in the photo. Unless, of course, they are a prick and always act like that.

Ken: "Hey John, have you seen the pictures of last night on Facebook?"

John: "No, why?"

Ken: "There are some epic prictures of you, you were acting so stupid last night"

John: "Give it a rest"

by 5f17dd871da December 16, 2009

predictable

I knew you where looking this up on Urban Dictionary.com
how about...clitoris, I predict your lookin that up next.

Man, your so predictable.

by Fred the3rd April 22, 2006

i predict a riot!

From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ipredictariot". Used often in kitchens when very busy to exclaim the manic nature of working in a resturant and kitchen. The reply is often yes mate or i predict a riot in an even more incomprehensible nature. Usually the quicker and faster you say it the better.

James: "fuck me, i predict a riot!"
Gary: "YES MATE!"
Kit: "IPREDICTARIOT!!!"
Mark:"skang ding"

by howser_uk September 14, 2006

preist

A man who commands the respect of the people, until he starts to molest their children.

"A preist was wandering in the fields near his parish when a frog leapt on him and asked for help. The preist was surprised, but being a man of God, he picked up the frog and asked it what he could do to help. The frog told him that a wicked witch had turned him into a frog for some insignificant little sin, and that to lift the curse he needed to be shown kindness by a human.
"So the preist took the frog into his house and fed and bathed him, and tucked him into bed. And when he awoke next to him was not a frog, but an 11 year old boy!"

"And this, your honour, is the case for the defence."

by i_done_no_poo_here April 6, 2004

preaction

The opposite of reaction.

I'm getting a migraine. I think it's a preaction to the staff meeting we have scheduled at work tomorrow.

by BonnieG December 9, 2008

Predict-a-flu

A pathogenic virus that infects a person right around the time of a major event.

"Sorry boss, looks like I can't come into work today, I got a case of the predict-a-flu on the day of the big game."

by sage02 May 10, 2009