push and pray

a joke you tell to your virgin friend if you don't really like him. you tell him that if he doesn't have any condoms he can always push his dick as deep as possible into his girls pussy b4 he cums thus causing his sperm to shoot in her stomach and burn up in her stomach acid (THIS DOES NOT REALLY WORK BUT IF SOMEONE DOES THIS MAD HALARIOUS)

i told tommy to just push and pray and he will be ok! i cant believe he actually did it and now she is prego

by mongaloid aka kumar September 10, 2010

Spray and Pray

A term commonly used amongst FPS players, "Spray and Pray" refers to the practice of unloading your clip in the general direction of another player in the hopes that you'll hit them. Generally considered a good indicator that someone is a noob.

If you're new to Counter-Strike, just spray and pray. Actually aiming comes later.

by J. Zabel August 24, 2007

plug and pray

The term Plug and Play is most associated with Microsoft, who started using it in reference to their Windows 95 product. Other operating systems (OSs), such as Mac OS, had already supported such features for some time (under various names), but the term gradually became universal over time. At the time of its initial offering by Microsoft, it was criticized by some as not being "proven" technology, which did not always work as it should. Detractors at the time of the earliest offering spoofed the functionality as "plug and pray" because "one never knew if in fact the thing would work."

"I sure hope this new wireless mouse works. I guess I'll just plug and pray"

by toniwithaneye October 14, 2006

Pull Out And Pray

Method of contraception that is also a test of faith.

"Father forgive me for I have sinned........"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

pull out 'n pray

A type of birth control where the male pulls his penis out of a wonan's vagina before he ejaculates, then he prays that he didn't get her pregnant.

Dude 1: I think my girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: Thats what happens when you pull out 'n pray.

by dizzle9999999999 October 18, 2008

spray and pray

Counter-Strike: You hold down the mouse button and empty the clip, hoping you'll get someone.

OMFG SPRAY n PRAY!

by J December 4, 2002

spray and pray

To spray & pray is to go full-auto with an automatic weapon in the hopes that the enemy will take at least one lethal shot to the temple.

"Spray and pray!!!"
-a desperate commando screaming this while going full-bore with his M60E4

by Dave September 10, 2004