Pokebating

The act of masturbating, or pleasing thy self, while playing any hand held Pokemon game, or watching any of the movies.

Ricky practices pokebating at least seven times a day, to keep himself in mental stability.

by PokemonTrainerA November 2, 2010

potting brown

The act of chalking your cue with a water based lubricant, lining up the shot and striking the brown with an almighty white mass of tail sap or jizz.

Most of last night was spent potting brown.

by Mike Hunt August 15, 2003

potting somone

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at fast speeds normally on a bend so that he/she loses control and goes off.

On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car on the first corner to set me up for the yellow.

by Ben Matthews May 13, 2005

Protexting

Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.

Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.

Protexting activities include:

Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text

Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."

Not recognizing texting as social progress.

Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.

by Cyclemax December 21, 2010

Potting

When a gay man bends down in front of his partner, defalcates and the partner manipulates the feces into sculptures of shapes

Ben is going potting again at the local Potting Shed

by YAMAMM June 7, 2019

potentang

A word describing a vagina that's smell fills the room sometimes lingering for various amounts of time depending upon severity.

Wow dude that girl you had in here last night had hella potentang! I still smell it!

by Leprikon77420 September 18, 2019

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014