Postbone

When you have to reschedule the night you were supposed to get laid

"Sorry, but can we postbone tonight? My parents just flew in."

by Urgay Dictionary June 18, 2015

Pokeboner

To feel the need to play pokemon so bad so you just whip it out and play it

Kid In Class: "God damn it, I really wanna play pokemon"
/whips out pokemon. "All better"

Other kid: Dayummm that kid really had a pokeboner

by PokeAddict November 20, 2011

postmodern hippie

A person in the 21st century who takes progressive moves to help live in better accordance with the natural environment.

A person who cares about the environment AND their personal hygiene.

A person who believes in all the hippie ideals of love, peace, flower power and unity but still takes showers and/or shaves.

Instead of buying a band new shirt that says, "Recycle" she went to the thrift store and bought a shirt that was ACTUALLY recycled. What a postmodern hippie!

by captainplanet300 September 16, 2013

postmodernism

A philosophy which plays games with knowledge, postmodernism positions itself as the striving of ironic and nihilistic thought towards the meltdown of "enlightened" modern opinion, which pans out to be merely Christianity in disguise. Indeed, while Christianity marks the coming of Christ as a world-shaking event of cosmic proportions, postmodernism merely points to the numerous weaknesses in the Enlightenment's armor and calmly states, along with Hegel, "God is dead. May God help us all." Pontius Pilate was Nietzsche's ancestor, and Nietzsche was the grandfather of postmodernism. In fact, the central question of postmodernism is the same question spoken by Pontius Pilate to Jesus: "What is truth?" (John 18:38).

"Terry Gilliam's film adaptation of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen is too absurdly decadent to not be the epitome of postmodernism!"

by Soul King Pusher January 6, 2017

Postmodernist Scumbag

Everyone on Planet Earth.

Hey dude, is there anyone alive who isn't some postmodernist scumbag?

by Novacane347 June 17, 2012

Postboredem

When one destroys all negative energy through true balance and one matromoney to be create in matramoney with an improbably but perfect being.

Postboredem

by Titus dyfilid February 10, 2019

Cock Postpone

To temporarily be cock blocked.

Jeff took 15 minutes to leave the room when I brought that girl back, I still banged her after he left, but he cock postponed me

by UAGDWOOF November 29, 2010