post-nut spoon

Self descriptive.

I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.

by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009

Post-nut clarity

The feeling of coming down from your pre-nut high. After the haze of horniness has worn off, you experience an after nut epiphany about the bitches you thought you wanted in your drawers.

A texted a girl that was ugly as fuck. Damn. Just because she was the only up. Damn. I was horny and wanted to fuck. Damn. Then in the clarity of post nut, I realized she wasnt the one. That's the beauty of post-nut clarity.

by Windy indy March 4, 2021

post-nut conservative

A person promoting anti-LGBT messages after nutting to LGBT porn

Ew, a post-nut conservative in shemale thread

by Kamil118 February 23, 2021

Post nut frenzy

Contrary to post nut clarity, post nut frenzy is where upon ejaculation, you receive a burst of energy brought out by deep rooted hatreds and spite that you may hold for someone you just fucked or content you masturbated to.

It would be more closely related to "going berserk" after ejaculation.

Man, I tried jerking off to feet for the first time and actually came. I was so angry and disappointed in myself that I was sent into a Post nut frenzy and started smashing shit around.

by swag be my balls January 2, 2023

Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.

Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.

by Polarisation June 19, 2023

Post Nut Nap (PNN)

A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.

Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping

"Hey, you're late!"
"Sorry I had a Post Nut Nap (PNN)"

by Your nan and her cat April 28, 2022

Post Nut Clarity

The sudden realization that maybe you shouldn't have jacked off and nutted to something.

I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.

by HumanusAustralis January 23, 2022