Poot Shoot

The tube of with we make Fudge sausages from. Often used when expressing anal sex

I stuffed her Poot Shoot with my meat truncheon.

by Me beefflaps May 16, 2010

Shamoo poot

Whale fart that shows excitement

Can I get a shamoo poot for that game winner?

by Felix brown January 5, 2019

Harry Pooter

A porn version of Harry Potter.

Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."

Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."

by BQ/BC August 29, 2009

Pootang

Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;

Example: Go get you some pootang boy.

by disturbed April 6, 2004

Polotics

Many people think this is an incorrect spelling of the more popular word "politics" but this is a myth. Polotics is actually a sport similar to polo but is played by two teams consisting of rich old men. There are only two teams, the Democrats, (blue, their mascot is a donkey) and Republicans (red, their mascot is an elephant). National Championships are held every four years with the Democrats winning the most recent one which was held in 2008.

"I am about to go watch the Polotics match, it's the Debate Bowl 2012!"

by wpazzurri January 18, 2010

Poot Dookie

A devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to break wind, whereby the intangible gas becomes a cross between a tangible solid and liquid. More simply described as "a fart you can't trust".

1. - After night of heavy drinking, Jeff's repetitious farting ended in heart break when he poot dookied.

2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?

by MckPDAliPD October 26, 2009

Cooter Pooter

When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit

Ooooh that cooter pooter tickeled!

by Leanie Meanie January 13, 2019