poossy

A smelly vagina.

"I won't eat her out; I heard she's got a poossy."

by Angelo Daniels December 20, 2008

poons god

The end result if you turn "Snoop Dog" backwards in a certain way.

"Oh my god, am I the only one to notice that snoop dog turned backwards in a certain way spells poons god?!"

by Pisshead March 2, 2005

ploss

The packet loss between you and the server usually in an online game.

oker> i got 5.2% c2s ploss :D
viron> lagger!

by Smong December 12, 2004

Poass

A poass is a certain being who posseses both the qualities of being a poser and an asshole. This type of person is largely considered to be hostile to anyone around him and to act like a douchebag constantly even though he is clearly not one and is just trying to hard.

Non-Poass: Aw yeah, I just got a quarter.
Poass: I have 3 million dollars in my swiss bank account hidden in the Netherlands of the nile desert.
Non-Poass: That place doesn't even exist.
Poass: It does if I want it to! Im richer than you!

by likely34 June 15, 2013

poonsquirts

n. resulting in queefstain(s)

1. Sally's uncontrollable poonsquirts caused indellible queefstains on her undies, and my mind.

by choadmonger October 7, 2004

Poolside Loungeabout

Poolside Loungeabout--an occasional ritual where wives & mothers get a well earned, uninterrupted respite from the endless responsibilities of everyday life, and lay by the pool for hours, sipping on frozen drinks, reading trashy magazines, talkin' food & fashion.

A proper Vegas poolside loungeabout requires at least 2 girlfriends, 30spf sunscreen or stronger, 3 towels, a hat, magazines, $200 cash for food & drinks, and a sexy swimsuit with sparkles. At $300 for 4 hours, cabana and cabana boy, while priceless, are not required to have a good time.

by Lucy Lou Who September 14, 2009

poofshite

Someone who is so annoying you can't even use a real word to describe them.

I hate you ya poofshite

by cheesypasta January 19, 2010