Poor Man's Nang

Slang term used to refer to various inhalable substances, which can provide a high to a desperate drug user.

'Nang' itself is a term for nitrous oxide when inhaled for recreational use.

The quintessential poor man's nang is CO2 generated by a shaken soft drink, which is inhaled to provide a mild narcotic effect.

Dan: "Why does Darryl always fill his bong up with soda water?"
Jason: "Probably just getting his poor man's nang."

by htheorem November 6, 2016

Poor Man's Coke

when you cant afford coca cola so you have to buy faygo or other 1$ alternative soft drinks.

"shit nigga I only got a dollar and 5 cents how tf can I dead ass get you fucking coke"
"Poor Man's Coke nigga deadass get me the root beer faygo"

by niggadeadassdawg August 26, 2017

poor man's ferrari

see pontiac.

Steve: Just copped a poor man's ferrari for $900!
Andrew: Nice!

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 2, 2018

Poor Man's Gin and Tonic

A mixed drink consisting of 6 oz. of Sprite and 3 oz. of Gin

Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.

by CarringtonS January 29, 2009

poor man's cock

An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.

"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."

by Goops The Jetman September 10, 2008

Poor Man's Mocha

A term originating in the Reef (the main cafeteria) at St. John's University (Minn). The term refers to a mixture of hot chocolate and straight black coffee. Students need to concoct their own mocha because the Reef does not provide mochas and student's are far too poor to afford a $4 coffee from Starbucks everyday. The term 'hobo mocha' has also been used to describe this beverage.

Bennie: Is that hot chocolate?
Johnnie: No way! This is a Poor Man's Mocha!

by JR Saff September 20, 2011

poor man's party

A party in which the host instructs people NOT to eat for at least a couple of hours before coming to the party. This is because drinking on an empty stomach gets you drunk faster therefore requiring less alchohol to be purchased.

Hey Kate I'm throwing a party this weekend but running low on cash so it's looking like its gonna be a poor man's party.

by forever_undeadd March 28, 2009