poop dick

A fake name used to prank the Dianetics hotline. *67-1-800-367-8788
Dedicated to Justin Ukasick.

"Dianetics Hotline, can I help you?"
"Hi my name is Poop Dick, I got poop on my dick."

by David Marks September 4, 2008

Poop Dick

Young and stellar pledges of a Fraternity.

That Poop dick is gettin all the ladys

by Southern Fraternity Commissio September 15, 2009

poop dick

What the player Poopsmith calls his fellow inferior players in the game Unreal Tournament 2003.

hey newbie poop dick, quit your damn camping and eat my shit whore!

by Poopsmith March 31, 2003

cheming=cos poop dick theta

The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying

Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid

The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta

Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming

We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta

The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.

by Poopsmith April 14, 2003

poop dick ditch

An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).

"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."

by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017

poop dick

1. i man who trys to insert his penis into another humans anus
2. also used as a nickname for someone who has or attempted to do so:

1. timmy is a poop dick
2. miller tried to be a poop dick

USED AS NICKNAME:
timmy (poopdick)
or
miller (wanna be poop dick)

note, timmy and miller are not the same person or related in any way, there only connection is there love of the bum bum

by patricthenonegocentricbrotherofdan April 16, 2007

cheming=cos poop dick theta

the equivalency of munging Mrs. Heming or Cheming; makes barfing a desirable option

"That guy totally just munged a dead nun!" barf-vomit-barf

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003