An excellent college party drink. Start with one tea spoon of orange tang. Then add a 20 oz sprite and a shot of Vodka. Stir approppriately. If you don't put the tang in first, you lose the fizz.
Last night I asked the bar tender for some poontang. She slapped me.
I enjoy sipping on poontang.
You should see Betsy. Her poontang is famous around here.
I enjoy sipping on poontang.
You should see Betsy. Her poontang is famous around here.
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A person who has no actual schooling or training in having sex but feels that they know enough about sex to make them an expert and offer people advice.
First mentioned in the movie "The Ladies Man" when Leon Phelps is describing his qualifications for being able to give people sex advice.
First mentioned in the movie "The Ladies Man" when Leon Phelps is describing his qualifications for being able to give people sex advice.
Man 1: How do you know that women like being spanked while listened to Al Green?
Man 2: I have what you call a PHD in poontang.
Man 1: Oh! I see. Where did you go to school for it.
Man 2: I didn't but I've gotten enough Poon to know what it takes to make them happy.
Man 2: I have what you call a PHD in poontang.
Man 1: Oh! I see. Where did you go to school for it.
Man 2: I didn't but I've gotten enough Poon to know what it takes to make them happy.
by Leachy March 29, 2008
Get the PHD in poontang mug.When your female significant other threatens to withhold sex to control your actions. With no intention of actually following through with this threat.
Man A - “Man we should get mullets,”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”
by Aaayyyy December 2, 2022
Get the poontang bluff mug.Legendary 90s indie combo from St. Albans featuring: Dr. Riff, Cockroach, Snakeman and some other geezers who were instantly forgettable.
Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”.
Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.
Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”.
Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.
Dave: You coming to the Sandridge Bowl to see Pootang, Geoff?
Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!
Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!
by Phoney_Mahoney March 21, 2022
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From French "putain" = "hooker", adopted to American English during the Vietnam War, obviously as the going word for personal relief.
Also "pootang" or simply "poon".
From French "putain" = "hooker", adopted to American English during the Vietnam War, obviously as the going word for personal relief.
Also "pootang" or simply "poon".
"I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner." -- Gunny Sgt. Tom Highway in "Heartbreak Ridge" (1986)
"Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine!" -- ibidem
"Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine!" -- ibidem
by Wurstbrot July 3, 2007
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