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Ponk

The action that delivers the honk of a car horn.
You gotta ponk to make a honk.
by alarosa110 September 4, 2025
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Ponk

Ponk is the action of pressing on your steering wheel to honk. Honk is the result, ponk is the action.
"You gotta ponk to make a honk"
by StaleBiscuit September 4, 2025
mugGet the Ponkmug.

pee-ponks

Nana: look at that girls "pee-ponks", where is her mother?!!?
by nutt08 July 29, 2010
mugGet the pee-ponksmug.

Ponk

Ponk keeps killing innocent cats, he must be stopped!
by 69funnynumber October 21, 2020
mugGet the Ponkmug.

Ponk

Who the ponk asked
by Ponkforpresednt December 3, 2020
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Ponk

Better known as a "PoesZonk".

A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.
by Vuilbeksoutie April 11, 2019
mugGet the Ponkmug.

Ponk

A very cool streamer! If anyone is called Ponk, they are such an amazing person and so pretty. All Ponk’s are respectful and love their community. Everybody loves Ponk.
Tyler: Have you heard of ponk?

James: No

Tyler: You’re missing out.
by sliverish August 22, 2021
mugGet the Ponkmug.

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