Honkey Ponkey

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

poncet

Poncét is the best middle name in the world

Poncet is such a good middle name I wish it was mine

by Clear Juice October 29, 2019

Pouncey

The most beautiful, amazing short woman you’ll ever meet. She is extremely caring and will show you the meaning of true love. She’ll always support your decisions and will always have your back. Stay on her good side and you’ll be treated like a king. She’s the kinda girl that will make a guy plan marriage. Fun and freaky in bed, she will make a man curl his toes. If you’re lucky enough to find this gem of a woman keep her or lose the best thing in your life. There is truly no amount of words to describe how truly amazing she is. GET YOU A POUNCEY!!!!

“That woman has to be a Pouncey ”
“I’m lucky enough to have a Pouncey”

by A lucky guy June 1, 2021

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.

We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?

by Jeremy December 23, 2004

ponce

a male who on occasion participates in strange activities, such as: water skiing and trying on women's shoes. a "ponce" may often be found wearing strange or moth-eaten fur hats, similar to one that 'light speed champion' wears. in response to a cuss from a "ponce", one would most likely say "shut up, gayboy" or "take that shit off your head".

MYLES: i'm thinking i might wear that furry hat out today.
JAMES: you think that will get you bare babes, init..that's so ponce.
MYLES: shut up, gay boy.
JAMES: at least i don't try on girls' shoes.

by greyfrust August 25, 2009

ponce

a person who hangs around other poeple scoialy and never pays his way ie gets people to buy him drinks food etc but never returns the favour.

thats the 5th pint ive bought that cunt Dave hes such a ponce.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

Ponce-nonce

Word used to describe a male who has sex with underage boys and girls by day, and dresses up like a woman and cruises for sex by night. See nonce.

Is that a man or a lady fucking those children?

by Tinkerboy May 13, 2005