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Pocono Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.

This term originated from alpine ski racers in the Allegheny Ski Conference in reference to people they would see skiing in resorts located in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania.
Look at that yeti doing the Pocono Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)
by SkiUnit August 18, 2008
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japenese pompon

After climaxing from anal sex, a straw is inserted in the the dilated orifice in order to drink the sperm like a hot chocolats
in college this guy manage to hide during hazing day so the they gave him a choice

"Either you give the local slut a japenese pompon or she rams you with a nine inche strap on "... the guy walked funny for a week !
by Mac cheese July 1, 2017
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Pomona

A city in Rockland County, NY.

Part of the East Ramapo and North Rockland School Districts.

There is a growing Jewish Hasidic population, which is slowly starving Pomona and Rockalnd to death. They avoid taxes by declaring thier houses places of worship, and they vote down the school budget every time, because their children go to private schools.
Pomona is slowly being taken over by the Hasidics, just like the rest of Western Rockland.
by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006
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poconut

physical contact with one's testicles by one's own or another's appendage, typically the hand. In certain contexts the appendage doing the touching could be represented by an elbow, a knee, a foot or even a fist. A "bare", "hairy" or "cracked" poconut implies skin on skin contact, while a "poconut on the tree" or "poconut with leaves" indicates indirect contact as when an intervening article of clothing or fabric shields the target testicle(s) from otherwise receiving a direct physical contact (si.e. kin on skin) from the touching appendage.
1. Joe: That TSA guy was a little bit too friendly. He gave me a couple of poconuts.

Bob: Oh man, were they hairy?

Joe: Nah, they were on the tree and still had leaves, but I think he would've cracked one open if I had gone to the private screening area with him.

2. Ken had a date with Barbie last night. I knew she liked candy and all, but apparently she played the Easter Bunny and gave him some serious poconut belly jean action.
by phaeidaeux February 7, 2013
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Poconos

Monroe County in Pennsylvania, consisting of Stroudsburg, East Stroudsburg, Mount Pocono. There are a few others like Tannersville, Bartonsville and Snydersville, but I'm not going to get into that. It is right over the border from New Jersey. A TON of people from Jersey and New York are all coming to the Poconos. It is one of the most diverse places you will ever go. There is very much equality, though the schools are kind of racist. It's nice here, everyone knows everyone. There's not really much to do if your not creative. You have to make your own fun here. It's safe to raise your kids here. Blue Mountain Lake and Penn Estates are two very common residential communities that people live in. Penn Estates is the lower medium and Blue Mountain Lake is the higher medium to semi wealthy. The people who have lived here their whole lives don't like the New Yorkers and Jersey people moving in, and they pretty much despise us. But we outnumber them in ridiculous odds. In a few years, this will turn into a city because SOOOOOOO many people keep moving in. Alot of the shopping centers are brand new because they're trying to keep up with the expansion. There's alot of land, so if your looking to build a house... It's perfect!
1: Where are you from?
2: I'm from New York.
1: Really, what part?
2: the Bronx.
1: Oh, I'm from Jersey!
2: Well I guess we're on the same page because we both live in the Poconos.
by nooworries June 26, 2009
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Poconese

Referring to the native language of those in the poconos.
Bro, I just hit up Sno Mountain in the Poconos, and couldn't understand shit. They all spoke Poconese!
by Illicitness January 19, 2009
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Pomboner

The way of getting a boner around Pombo, or the act of being sexually moved by him. It is also clever cause it goes along with the name.
Dude i just got a Pomboner, and I'm liking it.
by steveysteve123 January 23, 2011
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