Plutonian

adj.

Having a dynamic personality.

Dope #1: Sarie is surely a nice girl; I've never seen anyone so sweet and positive about life!
Dope #2: Sarie? Yeah, right! She's always frowning, NEVER talks, and always snatches stuff out of peoples' hands.
Dope #1: What? No!
Killer #1: Maybe she has multiple personality disorder.
Kiko: Maybe she's just a bit plutonian!

by Kiko April 25, 2004

plutonically

An adverb used by a man/woman to emphasize that it is not love/relationhip as in boyfriend and girlfriend but a friendly or normal love, as in don't hate you but I'm not in love with you either. Eg. Do you love Johnny? Well, yea, I just love him plutonically.

Do you love Naomie? Yes, like plutonically, I mean I love her as a friend.

by jonDon January 13, 2015

Plutonic

Like platonic but for retards who can't spell

Person 1: We're plutonic friends
Person 2: wtf retard it's platonic

by The Derky May 9, 2019

plutonus

The epitome of realistic and purposeful thinking.
Someone described as a 'Pluto' is one that can be trusted, educated, and well-known within a group or society.
These types of people are usually also technology-oriented, specializing in computer resources and applications.

Guy 1: He knows what he's doing.
Guy 2: Of course, he's a Pluto! Shortened Plutonus

by PlutoGFX September 30, 2017

plutonic

A penatration-based sex act so warped and craven that it is "of Pluto", i.e. beyond anal. Although "plutonic" does not refer to any specific act, it could include such acts as ear sex, removing someone's glass eye and having sex with the empty eyesocket, sex with a colostomy stoma, an esophagal stoma, or stab wound.

John and Kim's relationship progressed quickly - on Wednesday they were platonic friends, on Thursday afternoon they were fucking, and by Sunday they started getting into some plutonic shit.

by Johnny Panic February 20, 2008

plutonic

A non-sexual relationship between a man and a woman that could /should only work in outer space.

After mastering artificial gravity, faster-than-light travel, and building this colony on Pluto, it's really easy to just be friends with hot chicks in a totally plutonic way.

Honestly, baby, I'm not cheating, me and Jennika are just plutonic friends!

by YattonMan April 2, 2008

Platnium swag

One who aquires an extremely high level of swag. One who has platium swag drives a black Bugatti Veyron, and is covered in head-to-toe Gucci. They know they are the shit and that they have more swag than anyone within a 5 mile radius. They might as well just rule the world while they are at it. Achieving platnium swag does not happen overnight - it is either earned by a tremendous amount of talent and determination, or is naturally in your blood. Everyone wants their swag to go platnium, but it is highly unlikely.

Jay-Z has platnium swag

or

50 Cent just committed a homicide with all that platnium swag

by YoungHOV368 October 23, 2011