Plum Kisser

When someone has no game so the make out with fruit instead

She gets no bitches i bet shes a plum kisser

by TOTALLYNOTNOVA February 10, 2022

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Tennessee Ass Plum

You're laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves up the anus, and twists. They take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.

Created by Caitlin Hasaboner (aka Slutty Pineapple)

Slutty P: yo dude i totally gave trevor a tennessee ass plum last night

Guy: OMG TOTALLY?

by t!ts mcgee June 18, 2009

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Pull out a plum

1. After anal intercourse having a piece of fecal material stuck to your penis.

2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.

Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner

Tom: Fuck my ass.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.

by Skateboy66 May 11, 2009

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Plumb sucker

A plumb sucker is a short adult female with doe eyes and a pouting, gagging, deportment. Addicted to endless plumb sucking, these human receptacles can be identified by their remote gaze, endless lip licking and upper body rocking motions. Occasionally, they can be found sitting alone in British public parks, fingering their gashes whilst groaning like hamsters in season. In medieval times, before 1997, social records show that the average 18 year old plumb sucker could strip suck the skin off more than 12 firm hoods an hour. That is before the national speed limit was lowered to 8, a decade later.

Oh the joy of a pert young plumb sucker. Oh, how the plumbs are sucked and the juice flows. Moisture, pleasure, and my firm purple headed mountain. Cascading, exploding, flowing - just like a vat of melting ice cream up a nun's clunge on national dogging night.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010

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