bum plumber

a guy that leaves a dildo in somebodies ass while they sleep.
2. a homo.

"dammit jon ur such a bum plumber!"

by Mr. P kness May 26, 2006

Plumber's Cocktail

Half a pint of beer mixed with half a pint of CLR. Gives you an awesome buzz, and in right quantities, can cause hallucogenic effects.

I drank a Plumber's Cocktail once. And then I killed a bus driver!

by Bob Landry January 1, 2005

Joe the Plumber

Someone who misrepresents himself.

A: He says he is a plumber.

B: Yeah, right ! "Joe the Plumber" !

by a.h. guillaume February 24, 2009

Poo Pipe Plumber

gay man who enjoys bumming men

most plumbers you call if you got a leak, the poo pipe plumber you call if you want your pipes stuffed

by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009

Cunny Plumber

Mario or someone who plumbs cunny tunnels.

He fucked 13 girls this week, he is a true CUNNY PLUMBER.

by MBBBBBBBBBB August 11, 2008

plumbers crack

when someone wearing a uniform (in this case a plumber) bends over and his ass crack sticks out.

That guy has some major plumbers crack!

by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002

plumper

A term used mainly by FAs and BBW admirers to refer to an attractive and sexy woman who is definitely chubby and curvy. Big in the hips and legs, and usually lerge breasted.

"Man, check out that plumper on the other sidewalk! She's got it all in the right places!"

"Don't set me up on any more blind dates with those scrawny bimbos, Al. Find me a plumper with some brains!"

by BBW chaser September 16, 2004