Pluto

a poor little rock thingy in space that was tricked into thinking it was a planet, when... wham! some mean scientists told it the truth: it was a "dwarf planet" (which is some sick disorder that tiny planets are labeled with). i feel bad for the little guy.

"It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either."- Snorg Tees

by Spyder Gurl October 17, 2008

pluto

a big ball of methane and nitrogen that was big ballin' as a planet for about 80 years, until the IAU (International Astronomical Union) decided to get all technical and make that little bitch a "dwarf planet." At this point, it's a pretty safe bet that Pluto won't be getting laid anytime soon.

Pluto used to get invited to P Diddy parties back when he was part of the big 9, but now he can't even kick it with Polly Shore. What a a tool!

by MC Docky Dock August 24, 2006

Pluto TV

It's Free Live TV.
The reason nobody pays for cable anymore.

Pluto TV is amazing. The reason why I own a PS3, PS4, and PS5.

by Cynical Man March 7, 2021

pluto dooto

A pluto dooto is somebody who backstabs their friends and acts like nothing happened and uses his mental ilness to get away with being a terrible person.

A: Did you hear about that guy?
B: Yeah, he's such a pluto dooto.

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 22, 2021

dark side of the plutonian moon

The word used by the plutonians Oglethorpe and Emory from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" When they mooned the Mooninites. But always can be used in real life

Jordan: Let's show them the dark side of the plutonian moon.

Lamar: What does that fucking mean

Jordan: Fucking moon them you dunce

Jordan: Don't you watch ATHF

by Jordan Fuller August 6, 2008

pluKochracy

Power to the wealthy. Exacerbated by the SCOTUS ruling of Citizens United (1/10) which has, at least to this point, put the Republican corporatist party back in the front seat of the car, with a grip on the purse strings of America.

The billionaire Koch brothers (Koch Industries) have funded an astroturf army of unwitting soldiers (aka TeaPartiers) to lead the country toward an oligarchy of the wealthy, aka a pluKochracy.

by tifosa February 19, 2011

plutoed

to be demoted without due cause or reason

I was captain of the ship for one day, but then I was plutoed.

by DkLdAp December 17, 2006