Planks

The clever combination of the words Please and Thanks. Often used after the realisation that you forgot to say please in the first place. Planks has nothing to do with planking.

"Hey mate, pass me the bong"
(Mate passes bong)
"Planks mate"

by V man #1 May 30, 2013

planking

The act of lying completely flat on extreme surfaces, such as a road or police vehicle

King of planking - "Clearly the only reason he was charged was because his planking had been done already."

by Mandernaught June 7, 2011

plank

Posting up on a object while lying completely flat (like a plank of wood).

Dude, you won't plank that police car!

by Planking Professional July 9, 2011

planking

extreme lying down.

>->o

this is planking

by Quebexicans October 8, 2011

Planking

Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.

Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."

by Git Law October 2, 2011

planking

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.

I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.

by McMarina June 9, 2011

Planking

When one lies on their stomach with their hands directly at their sides and with their head pointed downwards. This is done for fun, and the point is to come up with creative places to do it, such as on top of a chimney or over public restroom stall(s). Pictures of one planking make ideal profile pictures.

Q: That kid is just randomly lying flat like a pencil on top of that diving board while his friend is taking a picture of him, what is going on?
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.

by Myagooshki September 11, 2011