pizortal

A man with a plan. Fookin aye, he says on the regular. Best friends with whadda laguineee. And an avid pot stoker. Pizortal is an urban legend.

I saw pizortal railing three at once in tusk during darty gras

by Big bau slurpi February 15, 2022

pizonk

When you wanna get shitfaced

Established by the shas; Nicolas Stuther, Benjin, and RyRy.

Are we pizonking tonight?
The shas are getting pizonked.

by ambicat April 30, 2022

Pizooking

The act of pleasuring ones self with a warm chocolate chip cookie topped with vanilla ice cream.

Person 1: "Robert placed a take out order from BJ's restaurant."

Person 2: "Oh no, that means he's going to be pizooking in his hotel room!"

by ArthurW February 21, 2024

Pizookie

When you’re getting head and blow all in her face

Jeff was getting such a superior blow job at a house party he gave the girl a nice unexpected pizookie right to the face

by Nuttsack33modifi March 11, 2026

Pizookie

Technically a skillet cookie with vanilla ice cream from a restaurant called BJs in St. Louis MO. BUT sounds like a lovely sexual act that would make you BUST caramel sauce followed by a warm frothy vanilla CREAM !! I bet that would feel good !

Baby if you pizookie in my mouth again im going to need some insulin ! Your sweet dick has my diabetes horny!

by Dykeasaurs October 3, 2025