York Peppermint Pattie

A delicious delicacy of soft chocolate and mint euphoria. Immensely addictive and can be eaten in brobdingnagian quantities. Can cause abhorrent stomach aches and repulsive diarrhea. The gastrointestinal torment will feel lingering and broil.

I ate a package of York Peppermint Patties yesterday and my rectum is still in recovery. It was worth every agonizing momment though.

by Pwnsauce July 31, 2006

pisticuffs

n. A comical, drunken attempt at combat.

Those two blokes at the bar got into some pisticuffs.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

pettiful

A cross between "pitiful" and "full of pettiness"

That dude is so narrow-minded it's pettiful!

by Bach69nz May 18, 2017

Pictionary

A game where you will lose your innocence in 6th grade. Play if you want to be ruined for the rest of your life!

Max: Bros let’s play pictionary with the girls
Bryce: I’m too young to have my mind ruined
Andrew: pictionary? oh this will be good
Girls: oh no

by hollythedog October 22, 2019

Light Petting

It is the less intense version of petting and hard petting. So the thing you do when you are still to uncomfortable to do actual petting. This includes giving each other massages, hair stroking, and kisses along the neck and face.

We both agreed that we weren’t readyt for anything too sexual yet. So we decided to do some light petting instead.

by Hey_that.not.allowed_kid May 2, 2019

patti smith

poet, musician. books include seventh heaven, witt, and the coral sea. lead singer of the patti smith group. widow of fred smith.

patti smith wrote the song "ask the angels" which the distillers covered in their self-titled first album.

by jordan February 10, 2004