Liberty Pilgrim

protoplasm without purpose.

Liberty Pilgrim is as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

by a friend of a friend of a friend September 25, 2003

pilgrims

a bunch of religious fanatics who had no problems killing and mudering Native folks in new england.
also a bunch of wothless pieces of shit who couldn't have accomplished anything without the help of those same Native folks they so enjoyed killing.

"pilgrims, thou shalt not fire your ordinance(gun) without permission excepting to disperse wolves and indians" old pilgrim law, recently repealed in boston in, oh, 2005

by figfigfiggy August 10, 2006

Pilgrim Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while shitting (a.k.a. receiving a blumpkin) out your Thanksgiving dinner, just like the pilgrims did.

I went home for Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin from my high school sweet heart!

Dude I went to the Dome on Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin in the bathroom!

by wandat March 3, 2011

penis pilgrim

1. One who explores for penis'.

2. A homosexual male.

Jane: I need some penis.
Jack: Youre such a penis pilgrim.

by Jeremy Little December 23, 2008

Pilgrimed

A term to replace sexual words with something that sounds innocent

Joe: Dude I totally Pilgrimed this woman last night!
Bob: Wow did she pilgrim all over the place?

John: I got Pilgrim juice all over myself!

Kathy: I was Pilgriming so hard last night, I broke a nail!

by Jonnyboy772 June 27, 2009

The Pilgrimage to Mecca

Having sex with someone doggy-style while they are on a prayer rug, praying toward Mecca.

Mohammad enjoyed the Pilgrimage to Mecca.

by Scott St. Cloud March 24, 2008

the pilgrimage

The trip to Beirut, Lebanon that every real beirut player must make at least once in his/her lifetime. Generally involves a week straight of playing the game and drinking beer with Lebanese boozehounds.

Ryan Seacrest: "Hey, where was Jimmy last night? Circle jerks just aren't the same without him."
William Hung: "Oh yeah, he's gonna be gone all week, he's in the middle east."
Ryan Seacrest: "The pilgrimage, eh?"
William Hung: "You know it, dogg. Oh, oh, oh yeah, there it is!" *SPLAT*
Ryan Seacrest: "Damn! Looks like I have to eat the jizz muffin again."

by Nick D April 30, 2004