The stuff inside your cells. When a person is bombarded with radiation, and they're organs turn to liquid that is protoplasm.
by Saint of Games April 14, 2011
Anyone who is obviously being stupid or self destructive in nature. Used to show disdain or contempt for an individual or group of individuals.
See that meth addict in the ER last night? What a waste of protoplasm.
All those people who are into that goth look going around depressed all the time are just a waste of protoplasm.
All those people who are into that goth look going around depressed all the time are just a waste of protoplasm.
by STONEDGOAT August 26, 2011
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"Treasure chest" and "booty", as in, the sumptuous T&A "riches" which any "curvaceously attractive" lady possesses, and which horny studs view as being infinitely more desirable/precious to them than any buccaneer's ill-gotten stash of gold or jewels. Plus a girl's "bodily valuables" can never be "spent 'n' squandered" the way monetary riches can; the blinky-eyed cutie's delectable resources remain present and undepleted no matter how much they are "savored and enjoyed". And of course, in the case of the ample "treasures" on a buxom gal's "treasure chest", the overall "volume" of her delightful "treasures" actually **increases** with "regular use", since a girl's boobs grow bigger and fuller the more they're played with, especially if said "recreation" occurs while the chick is still in her more "youthful years", such as between her late teens to early thirties.
Bored history-class student: I'm not much into reading about piracy on the high seas, but I do love occasionally quoting their colorful language, especially when lightheartedly conversing with cute girls whom I befriend --- they always have the biggest giggle-fits when I joke around with them using protoplasm pirate-phrases.
by QuacksO February 13, 2017
Where is that decadent throbing piece of protoplasm i was consulted to see?
by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
by Striatedbrah July 9, 2013
Pre-prepared and irrelevant response posh london mayor once threw in rather than answer a straight question. Skillfully ignored by the people it was aimed at as it was an irrelevant insult and only funny to the 13 year old watching on YouTube 8 years afterwards.
ABJ: "You great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
Everyone else: "Oh gawd, not that again! please try and come up with something new and relevent as an insult as that wasn't even funny when we were 14..."
Everyone else: "Oh gawd, not that again! please try and come up with something new and relevent as an insult as that wasn't even funny when we were 14..."
by Andysuth June 25, 2020