Protoplasm
The stuff inside your cells. When a person is bombarded with radiation, and they're organs turn to liquid that is protoplasm.
Protoplasm by Saint of Games May 3, 2011
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protoplasm pirate-phrases
"Treasure chest" and "booty", as in, the sumptuous T&A "riches" which any "curvaceously attractive" lady possesses, and which horny studs view as being infinitely more desirable/precious to them than any buccaneer's ill-gotten stash of gold or jewels. Plus a girl's "bodily valuables" can never be "spent 'n' squandered" the way monetary riches can; the blinky-eyed cutie's delectable resources remain present and undepleted no matter how much they are "savored and enjoyed". And of course, in the case of the ample "treasures" on a buxom gal's "treasure chest", the overall "volume" of her delightful "treasures" actually **increases** with "regular use", since a girl's boobs grow bigger and fuller the more they're played with, especially if said "recreation" occurs while the chick is still in her more "youthful years", such as between her late teens to early thirties.
Bored history-class student: I'm not much into reading about piracy on the high seas, but I do love occasionally quoting their colorful language, especially when lightheartedly conversing with cute girls whom I befriend --- they always have the biggest giggle-fits when I joke around with them using protoplasm pirate-phrases.
protoplasm pirate-phrases by QuacksO February 13, 2017
hopeless waste of protoplasm
hopeless waste of protoplasm by sky December 23, 2003
Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm
Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
waste of protoplasm
Anyone who is obviously being stupid or self destructive in nature. Used to show disdain or contempt for an individual or group of individuals.
See that meth addict in the ER last night? What a waste of protoplasm.
All those people who are into that goth look going around depressed all the time are just a waste of protoplasm.
All those people who are into that goth look going around depressed all the time are just a waste of protoplasm.
waste of protoplasm by STONEDGOAT August 28, 2011
Sack of Protoplasm
The interior of a living cell is made out of protoplasm, therefore humans or any animal for that matter is essentially a sack of protoplasm. This expression can be used to describe people in a demeaning manner.
Mrs Malasavage: "Hey! Elliot, did you finish your math homework for class?"
Elliot: "No, I'm sorry Mrs"
Mrs Malasavage: "Ugg... You lazy sack of protoplasm..."
Elliot: "No, I'm sorry Mrs"
Mrs Malasavage: "Ugg... You lazy sack of protoplasm..."
Sack of Protoplasm by cheflord December 28, 2013
great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013
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