pilch

A strange individual, in all a git.

Please just shut up pilch.

by Sammy Barker March 30, 2005

Pilched

The act of getting screwed over

Mike begged me to go to the bar then got really drunk and left me.. Boy i got pilched

by D shift August 29, 2010

pilchard

A word invented by Sarah Collins, when she grew tired of calling idiotic people 'Pillocks' and realised that Pilchard had the same effect.

Jamin you are such a Pilchard!!

by Julie Andrews February 20, 2005

Pilch

Where you accidently do something right- doing something luckily

I just pilched my exams!

by WOOOP March 23, 2004

Pilch

A vagina.

She's got that ill pilch.

by TheLearnedHand August 14, 2012

Pilcher

Ugly ass fudge packer that gets butt fucked by apes he keeps in his basement.

Man he got Pilchered

by Nashed potatoes March 13, 2017

Pilch

Used to describe something good or expressing admiration for something.

I love your new hairstyle, it's really pilch.
Those jeans are pilch.
I went to a pilch party last night!

by AlexSmith June 24, 2007