The Pigeon

A sexual technique / practical joke.

For a male to pull his own rod and shoot his load on someone. This male must be stationed by a window ledge, on a bridge, on a tree or basically any height by which innocents may pass. On the point of ejaculation, said male must aim his spray at a passer-by, creating a similar scenario to a pigeon crapping on this passer-by. When the passer-by looks up, instead of finding a snarsy, giggling pigeon, they will instead find a dangling penis and ballsack and potentially an extra drop or two.

*Note* This can also become a couples event. As long as the partner has a steady hand and understands the tempo at which the "shooter" likes to masturbate at.
Passer-by (To self): "awww, not a pigeon crap, on my new Armani suit! I've got an important international business meeting in a minute. (Looking up into the tree he is passing)

Naked tree-man: "You just hit with The Pigeon BITCH!"

Passer-by: "You don't mean to tell me this is semen? Oh SHIT, OH SHIT"
by ThePatientPigeon March 28, 2010
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pigeon

A small feathered creature that eats french fries and like to defacate ontop of people, cars, important things. A subspecies of bird. Also known as the feathered rat or gutter bird.
by Fred September 23, 2003
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a key or kilo of cocaine
lil jay's got pigeons for 17 1/2 G's a piece
by powadekim May 10, 2006
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pigeoning

Wearing your Fitbit around your ankle (like a ringed pigeon) and wiggling it while sitting at your desk, in order to increase your step count.
I don't feel like going for a walk, so I'll be pigeoning today to reach my step goal.
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someone who is annoying and you simply cannot deal with.
This history teach is such a pigeon. The guy just rambles on and on for an hour and a half and then makes us write a paper on the Xiu Chi Min society. Teach is so dust.
by kenny chezney February 21, 2022
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pigeon, 19th century new york slang for an informer.
jimmy was a pigeon for a crusher.
by meniven December 12, 2003
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pigeon

A game only played when extremely intoxicated, involves sticking a Rizla (cigarette paper) to ones nose, setting fire to it, and trying to put it out by saying pigeon, if you are sucessful, you are legend for the rest of your life, if you are not, you have a sore nose
*at party*
Simon: Hey Alex, give you a game of Pigeon
Alex: Yeah sure man
*a minute later*
Alex: FUCKING HELL MY NOSE!
by Birdygamer June 09, 2011
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