You should be lookin' for a TTP
Now that I know the difference
That's all I'm tryna be with
Somebody that keeps it all in together now
I'm living better Since I found my total package
Guy with abysmal musical taste who spends all his spare change on sweets from Costcutter, runs to lessons, sells crappy earrings, goes to the cinema alone, associates only with Mirek and spends large amounts of his time hidden behind a giant book.
Polish, Communist, deadly, armed and Russian - this guy is not one to mess with! Hangs out at the fez alone, visits games workshop every day, commits at least one murder every week as an act of spiritual renewal.
Used as a term of address to describe someone who you view as an asexual being - neither male (Lord) or Female(Lady). One of the three terms of address - Lord, Lady and Pigeon. Often abbreviated to pij (which is in turn often mis-spelt "pidge").