marcos's definitions

TTP

short for "Total Package", as heard in the Usher song "TTP"

You should be lookin' for a TTP
Now that I know the difference
That's all I'm tryna be with
Somebody that keeps it all in together now
I'm living better
Since I found my total package

by marcos April 28, 2006

bithug

A ruffneck dude who likes banging female pussy and manpussy.

Bithugs realize that a hole is truly a hole.

by Marcos May 13, 2005

TC

Guy with abysmal musical taste who spends all his spare change on sweets from Costcutter, runs to lessons, sells crappy earrings, goes to the cinema alone, associates only with Mirek and spends large amounts of his time hidden behind a giant book.

Look at TC - look at him go! hehe!

He's such as TC! Just look at the size of those manbreasts.

by marcos April 7, 2005

Mirek

Polish, Communist, deadly, armed and Russian - this guy is not one to mess with! Hangs out at the fez alone, visits games workshop every day, commits at least one murder every week as an act of spiritual renewal.

Miiiiiiiiiiiirek? Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirek?!! Dinner's ready!

Stop swearing at those politicians, you Mirek.

You're such a Mirek! Did you have to go and be sick in my toilet? What a Mirek.

by marcos April 7, 2005

pigeon

Used as a term of address to describe someone who you view as an asexual being - neither male (Lord) or Female(Lady). One of the three terms of address - Lord, Lady and Pigeon. Often abbreviated to pij (which is in turn often mis-spelt "pidge").

Dave: Greetings, my Lord!
Bob: Yes, me pigeon!

Chalmers is a pigeon.

by marcos April 7, 2005

heems

No definition in general. Just a word which you put after any word to make it sound better.

Brian H. be getting that chop-heems!

by Marcos January 28, 2005

Grits

Portland, OR area greeting. Taken from "greetings" and shortened. Primarily used by Reedies but also common in the rest of the SE area.

"Grits, dude. How's the day?"

by Marcos December 6, 2004