piddlefinger

Piddlefingering is where one urinates on their fingers.

Hey Mary, I'm gonna go piddlefinger myself in the bathroom.

by Kanaminn43 August 4, 2017

middleton in teesdale

Inbread village in north east england ridden with drugs, fat bastards, badly modified cars, swingers and illegal pubs

middleton in teesdale is a shithole

by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020

Pickleton

Pickleton (aka Jack picton) is a person who everybody likes and wants to be.

Look at that pickleton

by Pickletonhaha November 18, 2021

Middleton international School

Shitty ass school in Singapore with no facilities and shit people.

Look, he goes to Middleton international school he must be lame af

by U think I would put my name? November 8, 2023

ben middleton

Somebody with a massive penis. Is amazing at everything in life.

Wow! Look at that Ben Middleton with the 9 inch cock, juggling chainsaws while singing the national anthem.

by Gut_Shot_Ben December 18, 2016

Harry Middleton

Trogladyte cretin with ginger hair and a shit trim like that small scottish don out of Brave. Likes having nights out with Mr.Snelling and the boys, and is a sucker for a ketty wobbler.

That's a Harry Middleton right there, he's scratching his arse and sniffing it!

by Salvador Dali if he was EDL February 7, 2022

Pendleton

A guy whose sweatshirt is bigger and has a ball shape near his penis he like cokeacola

Pendleton likes cokeacola

by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 5, 2019