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pestle and mortar

When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.
Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.
by ty187 June 17, 2010
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Ex-Pest

An ex-pest is much like a sex pest (which is itself just shy of a rapist) but one which goes after friend's exes
"I can't believe Eddie went for (example's ex girlfriend ), he's such an ex-pest
by MysterioMan69 August 12, 2019
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The Pest

John Leguizamo stars as a very funny / stupid character being hunted for his rare lineage
by Larstait November 5, 2003
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Pestling

A sexual practice involving the insertion of a pestle (a traditionally wooden and/or ceramic implement used with a mortar for crushing herbs and spices)into a bodily cavity of one's partner in order to provide sexual stimulation.
Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
I gave her a pestling while she flicked the bean.

Also Pezzling, if you want to sound ghetto.
by MrLRJ January 29, 2009
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Peistache

1. A word that describes a false statement or claim
2. Can also refer to an amazing mustache
1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!

2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that
by Scroto Baggins February 4, 2010
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peestling

An act of failed whistling which sounds more like a father trying to coax his little son to pee. Utterly tuneless and downright annoying. Should be banned at public places and be deemed a CRIME
1) My stupid colleague cannot stop peestling, although he has no young son who wants to pee and he himself is already 40 yrs old.

2) Stop peestling, you idiot!
by estherz09 January 7, 2014
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Peestick

"Hey dude my peestick is so big"

"Shut up and suck my peestick"
by Cardhozo August 28, 2018
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