Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.
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by Larstait November 5, 2003
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Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
by MrLRJ January 29, 2009
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Get the Peistache mug.An act of failed whistling which sounds more like a father trying to coax his little son to pee. Utterly tuneless and downright annoying. Should be banned at public places and be deemed a CRIME
1) My stupid colleague cannot stop peestling, although he has no young son who wants to pee and he himself is already 40 yrs old.
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