breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.

"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.

by ms nasty October 2, 2009

thin privilege

A made up concept by fat people who would rather dedicate their energy to trying to bend society to their will than running on the treadmill.

Fatty 1 (eating tub of ice cream): I wish guys would look at me like they look at (thin coworker) Becky
Fatty 2: There's nothing you can do about it hon it's just thin privilege (finishing Big Mac)

by nerdydigger July 16, 2019

Privilege Exhaustion

The feeling of guilt for having so much when you know others have so little and it wears you out and causes anxiety.

I just bought a new Tesla and on the radio it was talking about underprivileged children. I felt bad about spending so much money on a car when children were starving it caused privilege exhaustion

by CoachzinBC September 24, 2021

Bama privilege

The way that Alabama Football program has the entire SEC in their pocket. For example The SEC OFFICE - IN ALABAMA, REPLAY - IN ALABAMA, CHECKS FOR REFS - IN ALABAMA TOM RITTER ( head of replay officials for the SEC Conference) - IN ALABAMA, SEC HQ STAFF - IN ALABAMA. This Allows for constant bias in officiating in most Alabama football games. also called Alabama Privilege.

Did you see how they suspended Devin White from LSU for the 1st half of the Bama game? "yeah, he didn't even make helmet to helmet contact. It was Bama Privilege."

by SECknowledge October 22, 2018

Emotional support privilege

When you got people who love and care about you, so whatever life throws at you, you gotta whole community to help yo ass get through it. This makes you a dick when it comes to people posting shit on social media, and stuff like that, sometimes writing something very personal issues they're going through, bc they for real have NOBODY ELSE! You legit can't understand why people post such personal business for everyone to see. It's definitely bc ya ass has "emotional support privilege" and you can't fathom that shit. 👊🤨✌

Ashley said it's stupid to post your personal business and feelings on social media but that's probably bc she has emotional support privilege.

by Ravyn Monroe March 4, 2021

White female privilege

The phenomenon of benefiting from a system where white women experience certain advantages and protections at the expense of others.

White female privilege means that the murderer of Jane has a higher chance of being placed on death row and executed.

by AJ Lee JR July 18, 2018

Majority Privilege

What white privilege should actually be called. Could also be referred to as common sense. Describes the naturally occurring phenomenon in which being apart of the majority has at least some measurable advantage. Applies to any majority group, anywhere, at any point in time. Whites have an advantage in North America and Europe in a similar way that Asians have an advantage in China, Hispanics have an advantage in Columbia, Muslims have an advantage in Iran, Jews have an advantage in Israel, conservatives have an advantage in Birmingham, liberals have an advantage in Portland, etc.

My majority privilege seemed to evaporate the moment I landed in Liberia.

by captmurk July 23, 2018