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The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.
The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.
by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010
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Tweaker Peekin

The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.
"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"

*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*
by Zookeep January 16, 2011
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Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.
The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.
by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016
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Peaking In High School

A person who obtains the following traits:
1. Went to the closest college possible. Probably a D2 school with crappy athletics.

2. Their social media pictures are still of them playing high school sports.

3. They never leave the small town they went to high school in.

4. They never became anything more than the asshat they were in high school.

5. Probably won’t show up to your class reunion out of embarrassment.

6. 8/10 chance he was a fuckboy in high school.
“Chad is such a loser now. We call that peaking in high school kids. Don’t be Chad.”
by Roastmaster996 November 25, 2017
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Chilly Perkins

Unbearably cold, usually induced by a sudden change in temperature i.e jumping into a freakin' plunge pool in the arctic.
Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*

Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!
by Hurley665 July 20, 2009
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perino'd

Hit by anything Karmic you didn't see coming.
Dana Perino was perino'd by an invisible microphone during ex-President Bush's attempted Shoe Assassination in Iraq on Dec 14, 2008.

I thought I had gotten away clean running my money laundering operation when the IRS perino'd me.
by BayAreaWillI December 20, 2008
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Jeffery Perkins

The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈
Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
by Wormdog September 17, 2020
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