When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.
by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010
Get the The turtle is peeking mug.The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.
"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"
*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"
*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*
by Zookeep January 16, 2011
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by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016
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1. Went to the closest college possible. Probably a D2 school with crappy athletics.
2. Their social media pictures are still of them playing high school sports.
3. They never leave the small town they went to high school in.
4. They never became anything more than the asshat they were in high school.
5. Probably won’t show up to your class reunion out of embarrassment.
6. 8/10 chance he was a fuckboy in high school.
1. Went to the closest college possible. Probably a D2 school with crappy athletics.
2. Their social media pictures are still of them playing high school sports.
3. They never leave the small town they went to high school in.
4. They never became anything more than the asshat they were in high school.
5. Probably won’t show up to your class reunion out of embarrassment.
6. 8/10 chance he was a fuckboy in high school.
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by Hurley665 July 20, 2009
Get the Chilly Perkins mug.Dana Perino was perino'd by an invisible microphone during ex-President Bush's attempted Shoe Assassination in Iraq on Dec 14, 2008.
I thought I had gotten away clean running my money laundering operation when the IRS perino'd me.
I thought I had gotten away clean running my money laundering operation when the IRS perino'd me.
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Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
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