pepperoni theory

When somone is in a relationship and one of them doesn’t like pepperoni on their pizza, so they give it to their partner who likes pepperoni.

Partner 1: “ugh I don’t like pepperoni on my pizza”
Partner 2: “give it to me.”
Random: “oh you guys fit into the pepperoni theory!”

by forg1 December 19, 2022

arabian pepperoni

Mike Shannon's shit pile on flat rocks in the middle of nowhere for his own amusement
Also found on the knipple glacier

Snowcat Operator: Hey did you see that Arabian pepperoni on the glacier today?

Hoe operator: ya that boy needs some fibre, eh?

by Canned Salmon October 23, 2013

Tony Pepperoni

One with the Deli of Majestic meats. Specializes in Pepperoni and always supports the Sausage Fest of 2014.

1. Whoa man look it's Tony Pepperoni wasn't just at the world famous sausage fest?

2. Hey isn't that the same Tony Pepperoni that the Barringtons used to find there lost son Beary Barrington? The one who the Country Bears weren't going to play the show without?

3. Jonny: Hey isn't that Tony Pepperoni?

Tony: Forget about it.

by ByoneamazingTonyPepperoni April 25, 2014

Chest Pepperoni

(n) a nipple
plural: chest pepperonis

So I heard Linda flashed you her chest pepperoni last night.

by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009

peppermint rusty

A peppermint rusty is when you lick another person's butthole while sucking on a mint to create a cooling sensation.

Did you eat all the altoids?? You better give me a peppermint rusty to make up for it!

by PlayerHater007 October 27, 2013

peppermint fattie

When a girl is sucking your penis,she chews a mint.Then she proceeds to suck your penis,which will have a cool,fresh,sensation.

''Man!This chick was giving me head,and after she licked my gooch,she gave me a peppermint fattie!

by gooch-sicles September 2, 2010

Bovarian Peppergrinder

Masturbation technique requiring two fully functional hands. The hand on the bottom is twisting one way, while the hand on the top is twisting the other, like a pepper grinder.

"Dude, I whipped it out in Wal-Mart the other day and gave myself a Bovarian Peppergrinder until I came all over the 5.99 DVD rack!"

by Robert Ramathorn October 23, 2007