penisflapper

somebody who has nothing better to do than to go home, lay on his bed, bored, and flap his penis around with his two hands continuously because he has no friends, or anything to do.

"dude do you think that moonster kid has any friends"
"who nathan? are you fucking serious man? hes such a dick, of course not, he probably just goes home every night and flaps his penis around out of boredom"
"what do you expect, hes a fucking dick, thats what he gets, and have you seen his clothes?"
"or his hair? i mean its like he WANTS to be a penisflapper..."

by amir69 April 13, 2010

Penisflake

The perfect thing to say when one does not understand a statement or question.

"What's a spider's crushed skull mixed with a piece of chocolate taste like?"
"Penisflake."

by seb2006 April 30, 2014

penipulate

When a handsome man manipulates a woman using his sex appeal/penis.

That guy is so hot, he penipulated me into going to a NASCAR race.

by The Difference August 10, 2014

Penicular

Of or Pertaining to the Penis.

That cloud is quite penicular.

by Jason Baldwin Mcgee April 18, 2008

Penisual

Anything of, or relating to the penis; Jenna

1. Gay men's lives are very penisual.
2. Garrick was acting soooo penisual today.

by Meathammer and Thongbreaker September 27, 2008

Penisula

A Penisula is a dick shaped piece of land surrounded by water on the majority of its border, while being connected to a mainland from which it extends out.

"Yo bro, I'm spring breakin' on the tip of the Penisula of Florida"
"Hey man I'm visiting my girlfriend at the tip of the Cape town Penisula"

by Ghost^ March 26, 2017

penicular

Penis Shaped

That anus is penicular.

by anus December 10, 2002