Amerindian penis

A very respectable penis. It significantly averages over 6 inches--quite large in terms of statistics. Amerindians have one of the largest penises in the world. Countries in Latin America that have the largest penises have a higher presence of Amerindian genes. Countries in Latin America with a higher presence of “white” genes are statistically smaller.

Researcher: The Amerindian penis appears to have a greatly longer length than that of the white man.

by Erica_Monsoon1324 June 12, 2018

Penis Mighty

The state of mind where you have not been laid in so long, you allow your little head to do the thinking.

Chip: "I'm gonna' get laid tonight no matter what!"

Buddy: "Arrrrr! Penis Mighty!"
Penis: "Arrrrrrrrr!".

or

"It's inevitable that I score with the ladies tonight, my friend. Penis Mighty. Penis Mighty."

by Penis Mighty July 17, 2014

Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night

After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball

by D Flawless November 3, 2019

MC Penis

Satirical Planetary Rapper.

From love songs about Harvey Weinstein, to space raps about planets and lightbeams,

MC Penis is a self proclaimed Planetary Rapper.

Bruh MC Penis's new track Lightbeams is insane, I wish I could be that good!

by MC Penis March 29, 2021

Skinny penis

A popular vine about ya boi skinny penis

"Ah haha it's ya boi uh...skinny penis."

by YaBoiSkinnyPenis December 29, 2016

Penis Flytrap

Make your penis hard and put jam or jelly on your stomach.

When a fly lands on your stomach to eat the jam, pull your penis back and let it go so it springs back, smacking into your stomach, and thus killing the fly.

Yes, it is completely wrong in every sense of the word!

There was a fly infestation over at Jones' place.

I saved him some money on an exterminator by giving it the old Penis Flytrap.

I feel sick now!

by Klobersaurus August 15, 2010

Master penis

links ultimate weapon even more powerful then the master sword and that vanquishes all who appose it in one giant cock slap the only other person to touch the master penis is zelda and she uses it for her own self pleasure

link lifted up the master penis and jolted it forward in aw of its size

by father fast fingers February 19, 2017