Peetza

The correct spelling of pizza

Isaac: Do you want a pizza?
Zack: Did you just misspell peetza?

Isaac: Sorry, autocorrected haha

Zack: We’re talking right now, what the hell?

Isaac: *wipes forehead*

Zack: Don’t wipe my forehead again.

by WoIfie August 15, 2019

peetus

slang for peetis. a state of peetis or being well known as a peetis. large amount of retardation to the extreme

andy szeto is a peetus

by tony illes March 5, 2008

peeful

When you have a full bladder, or just feel the urge to pee.

"I gotta run to the bathroom cause I'm peeful!"

by alexmn March 6, 2009

peetis

slang for retarded, has difficulty doing some sort of psychical motion

andy szeto is a damn peetis

by tony illes March 5, 2008

peeformance anxiety

n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.

(Looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."

by Bill Tyrant July 18, 2010

Peert

A peert (also known as a "drizzle pop-fizzle") is when someone urinating (either standing or sitting) unintentionally farts and therefore causes bystanders to wonder, "What the fuck was that?"

I was just in the restroom and someone about crapped themselves when they were takin' a piss. Smelled like musk and dead people in there!

by c.d.h October 17, 2004

Peelt

adj. - the highest level of a shredded physique, describes an aesthetic physique accompanied by striations, vascularity, and incredible genetic muscle definition; so muscularly developed and vascular that an individual may resemble a walking erection

Bro 1: "That guy fucks"
Bro 2: "What makes you say that?"
Bro 1: "Dude he's peelt as fuark"

Girl: "Ew, babe look at all of your veins in your arms, that's gross"
Guy: "It's cause I'm fucking peelt like a sick cunt mate, wait til you see my dick veins"

by Gold's Lighting October 27, 2017