Peert 

A peert (also known as a "drizzle pop-fizzle") is when someone urinating (either standing or sitting) unintentionally farts and therefore causes bystanders to wonder, "What the fuck was that?"

I was just in the restroom and someone about crapped themselves when they were takin' a piss. Smelled like musk and dead people in there!

Peert by c.d.h October 17, 2004

cinch the peet 

The universal definition is "to get something done," but it can be stretched to mean "to close the deal," "to sell," etc. The opposite of procrastinating.

Person 1: I'm almost done with this report! I'm so close to cinching the peet!
Person 2: Yeah, dude, cinch the peet!

cinch the peet by The Best Bean April 23, 2015

peet 

Cat feet. (A portmanteau of paws and feet.)

My kitten has the most adorable peets.

peet by The Real Thesaurus Rex August 17, 2016

Peer Pressure 

A disease pandemic that spreads across most schools and even work places. This crippling disease has the power to turn people from leaders into mind controlled sheep. This can ruin the lives of whoever is infected making them commit to actions they don't want to partake in. It is best to stay away from these types of people as the disease can spread onto unsuspecting victims. People infected with this disease will try to encourage healthy individuals to participate in unhealthy activities that will only hinder their development, including doing drugs, crime, unprotected sex, and many more disastrous activities. There is no cure, however, it can be treated over time and eventually go away with enough proper treatment. A person can be immune to this disease, meaning that s/he has enough self confidence to not be persuaded by the infected. These people will most likely lead successful lives and not end up like the worthless pieces of shit around them.

Symptoms of Peer Pressure:
inferiority complex
loss of individuality
is a pushover
having a lot of fake friends
drug problems
STD's from sex
having weak morals
desire to fit in
fear of being different
acting like an ass toward the uninfected

Treatment for Peer Pressure:
simply saying no
hanging out with the right crowd
practicing having strong morals
practicing confidence
developing meaningful friendships
staying away from the infected

Infected: "Hey you wanna smoke this blunt?"
Immune person: "No thanks, I'm good."
Infected: "Oh come on, if you don't smoke this then everyone will think you're a loser
Immune person: "Look, I don't want end up being a worthless piece of shit like yourself."
Infected: "Dude stop being such a pussy and smoke this blunt."
Immune person: "I SAID I DON'T WANT TO YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!"
Infected: "Ok geez fine, have fun being an outcast." (walks away with infected friends)

Peer Pressure by Dubiks August 13, 2018

Oos Peet 

The soft, tender flesh at the base of the anus. Commonly referred to as the "hole of wonder," the oos peet is a reservoir of typically untapped sexual power. When activated, instant climax is reached which is said to top any orgasm experienced up to that time. The term derives from "ass pit" and years of use have shaped it into the more commonly used term "oos peet".

Nick: "Melanie, why don't you ever finger my oos peet during sex?"

Melanie: "I think it's kinda weird to put my finger up your asshole."

Nick: "Don't be such a bitch, if you love me then you would finger muh oos peet. It feels better than you could imagine."

Melanie: "I'll do it if you promise to come to my sister's girl scout ceremony on Sunday and eat a whole pack of skittles out of my vagina."

Nick: "It's a deal."

Oos Peet by A Concerned Veteran May 25, 2011

peeta mellark 

the best character in the hunger games tbfh
he’s gorgeous, sweet, optimistic and is just <33

yo bro you know peeta mellark?
hell yeah! all my homies love him

peeta mellark by hangezoesfavoritegf August 25, 2021

peeta 

The cute boy in the hunger games that loves katniss/dates/marries

It was so sad how peeta was hijacked but katniss still loved him

peeta by audrey33 April 5, 2016