pedoton

The main group of people in a running race. The pedestrian version of a peloton in a road cycling race.

Constantina Tomescu has broken away from the main pack, but the pedoton has kept her in sight and are trying desperately to catch her.

by arkarkark October 10, 2008

pedoturd

an insult implying someone is a fece that likes younger feces

mox, you are an ass thrusting pedoturd

by elpieso January 16, 2011

Paedotache

The thin, feint moustache as displayed by somebody who hasn't shaved for a few days.

-I'm thinking of growing a beard, haven't shaved for 3 days now

-- Yep; you're at the paedotache stage right now!

- Look at that guy on the other side of the bar letching on those girls, he's sporting the classic paedotache look.

by dgh938peg April 26, 2011

peedoodled

So excited you nearly put your pants on upside down

I was so peedoodled before the ceremony I near put my pants on upside down."

-mr scatter: the ballad of Lucy whipple

by Thewordbirdturd May 15, 2015

peelotov cocktail

A bottle filled with human urine thrown in a manner similar to a molotov cocktail.

My friend needed to pee on a road trip, and the driver refused to pull over, so he grabbed an empty Gatorade bottle, went to the back of the car and made a peelotov cocktail.

by PompousBastard July 9, 2017

peadotractive

A kid that attracts pedophiles

Jeremy is peadotractive

by Mr salty May 7, 2018

Peedonker

A penis

My Peedonker hurts when I piss

by The Tiller Gang July 20, 2018